eat your hamburgers apollo

ignitionremix:

officer: you are under arrest
me: wrong twin

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tramampoline:

"There’s three ways to do things, kids. The right way, the wrong way and the MAX POWER way."

"Isn’t that the wrong way?"

"Yeah but FASTER!"

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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped


the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

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theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

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buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

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scrims:

scrims:

scrims:

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

image

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